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Now he looked up. “The Breville? Over my dead body.”

The answer was four.

Greg didn’t look up. “Hilarious. Did you remember to tip the valet?” adult comedy

The waiter arrived with dessert. A single, luridly red velvet cake, shaped like a heart. Greg picked up his fork. “You know,” he said, finally smiling, “this is why I never had an affair.” Now he looked up

“That can be arranged. I have a shovel in the trunk and a very flexible moral code after 8 p.m.” luridly red velvet cake

Marjorie snatched the last olive from her glass and ate it. “Don’t be so sure. I hide the good lube in the same box as the tax returns. You’ve never found either.”