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Boingvert Exercises May 2026

Do ten Boingverts each morning. By noon, you will answer every question with a small, involuntary hop. By sunset, you will realize that all movement is just falling in a direction you chose half a second ago.

From the Reverse Plonk handstand, push off the floor with your palms. Not a jump—a boing-down . Your body rockets back upright, but keep the knees soft. As you rise, clap your feet together three times (left-right-left) before your heels find earth. This confuses the vestibular system into believing you are both rising and falling simultaneously. That confusion is the point . boingvert exercises

And when someone asks you, "What are you doing?" Smile. Bounce once. Say: "Boingvert. The art of not landing until you decide to." Want me to turn this into a printable poster or a short video script? Do ten Boingverts each morning

Inhale: Boing (on the way up). Exhale: Vert (on the way down—into the handstand). The trick is to make the "vert" sound aspirated, like a bicycle pump deflating a balloon with dignity. From the Reverse Plonk handstand, push off the

From the Silent Boing, launch upward—but mid-flight, tuck your chin to your chest and rotate backward . This is not a backflip. A backflip is arrogant. The Reverse Plonk is a surrender: you become a ball of human rubber, turning your gaze to the sky you just left. At the apex, whisper: "Down is just a suggestion."