College Stories: My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!! <Ultimate>

So, my girlfriend is the sweetest person alive—genuinely kind, always sees the best in people, and believes the world is basically a Disney movie. At first, I thought it was adorable. Now? I’m low-key terrified for her.

“Babe, that’s a scam.” “But it says ‘congratulations’ and has a smiley face!” “So does my Venmo request for ‘emotional damages.’ Doesn’t mean it’s legit.” college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!

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I love her, I really do. But I’ve started proofreading her life choices like they’re freshman essays. And honestly? I’m one more “but they seemed nice!” away from wrapping her in bubble wrap and hiding her in the library. So, my girlfriend is the sweetest person alive—genuinely

Last week, she got an email saying she’d won a “college giveaway” — a brand new laptop and $500. All she had to do was send her social security number and a $50 “processing fee.” She was already reaching for her wallet when I stopped her. I’m low-key terrified for her

The kicker? Her roommate’s sketchy ex-boyfriend asked to “crash for a few days.” She said yes without asking a single question. I had to explain that “crashed” doesn’t just mean tired—it means living on your futon and eating your ramen.