Daredorm Happy Analversary [better] Direct

For this special occasion, the rules have been rewritten (then crumpled up and thrown at a pillow fort). Tonight’s grand dare: Complete three rounds of “Bottoms Up Beer Pong,” followed by a trust fall onto a beanbag chair, blindfolded, while someone reads bad fanfiction aloud.

Let’s be honest. No one expected the ping-pong paddle to become a hall icon. We’ve seen truth-or-dare evolve into “truth or there.” We’ve watched the shy freshman become the reigning queen of reverse cowgirl charades. We’ve laughed, we’ve squirted (seltzer water, obviously), and we’ve learned that baby oil and shag carpet do not mix. daredorm happy analversary

To the roommates who became ride-or-dies (literally). To the noise complaints we’ve ignored. To the mystery stains on the ceiling—we’ve decided not to ask. And to another year of pushing boundaries, breaking bed frames, and pretending we don’t hear it through the walls. For this special occasion, the rules have been

Three hundred and sixty-five days ago, the door to Room 13 swung open, and nothing was ever the same. What started as a simple bet over who could steal the RA’s keys has turned into a full-blown tradition of chaos, camaraderie, and... well, a lot of flexibility. No one expected the ping-pong paddle to become a hall icon