Dork Diaries — Once Upon A Dork

There was a “Prince Charming” contest (Brandon won, obviously, because he showed up with a camera and said real charm is “not being a jerk”). Then came the talent portion.

Mackenzie’s eyes narrowed. “I’m running for Storybook Queen. And I’ll win. Because I’m the fairest of them all.” She tossed her hair. “Obviously.”

I looked around. The “magic mirror” was just reflecting everyone. And then I saw it: Mackenzie’s apple. It was dripping with glitter glue. dork diaries once upon a dork

The dress code was “Storybook Chic.” In regular girl language, that means “beautiful ballgown made of starlight and unicorn tears.” In my language, it means “what can I glue together before my mom finds out I raided her craft closet?”

And then she disappeared in a puff of pencil shavings. There was a “Prince Charming” contest (Brandon won,

She was the evil queen all along.

She turned red. “It’s a prop !”

Classic Chloe and Zoey.