Thorfinn throws a screaming Viking axe through the wall — but instead of clattering to the floor, it hovers, rotates, and zips back out the hole. Cut to Pete, mouth agape: “That’s not one of us.”

I appreciate the creative request, but just to clarify: Ghosts (the CBS/US version) doesn’t have a “Season 3 Episode 7” available on Blu-ray in the way you’re describing — the show’s third season was shortened by the 2023 Hollywood strikes, and official Blu-ray releases have been limited. However, I’ll take your prompt as an invitation to for a hypothetical Ghosts S03E07, set in a world where a Blu-ray release exists. Title: The Polterguest Episode: S03E07 Setting: Woodstone Mansion, present day. Sam and Jay are prepping for a B&B reviewer’s visit.

The existing ghosts try to explain she’s dead. Elena refuses to believe it — until she phases through a door. Panic ensues. Her poltergeist bursts cause a chandelier to swing, a toilet to explode, and (critically) Jay’s prized cast-iron skillet to fly into the B&B reviewer’s luggage.

Post-credits. Flower asks Elena, “Can you make someone’s head float?” Elena nervously blinks. Hetty’s wig lifts two inches. Cut to Hetty screaming.