I spend hours perfecting a resume in Google Docs. I export to PDF to send to a recruiter. I open the PDF. The margins are wrong, a random bullet point is floating in the void, and my name is hyphenated across two lines. You made me look unprofessional in front of a robot, Google.
But I’m not happy about it.
We both know I have 47 files named "Untitled document" sitting in the root of My Drive. I am too afraid to delete them because what if one of them is my will ? And you refuse to let me sort by "Date Opened" to figure it out. You are digital hoarder enabling, and I resent you for it. The Conclusion (I guess I love you?) google drive 10 things i hate about you