Jayden Jaymes, Bill Bailey My Dad's Hot Girlfriend -

The Unlikely League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

“Jayden! The muscle! Perfect!” she shrieked, air-kissing both his cheeks. “We’re doing a test run for my new lifestyle brand, ‘Pam-ify Your Life!’ Bill, honey, did you get the kale?” jayden jaymes, bill bailey my dad's hot girlfriend

Jayden Jaymes had been a pro wrestler. He’d taken chair shots that would paralyze a normal man and slammed opponents through tables in front of twenty thousand screaming fans. But nothing, nothing , had prepared him for the sheer, bewildering chaos of his dad’s new girlfriend’s lifestyle and entertainment empire. The Unlikely League of Extraordinary Gentlemen “Jayden

The smoothie bowl was next. Pam’s recipe called for “a whisper of activated charcoal” and “moon milk.” Jayden’s version, after she left him alone for thirty seconds, included protein powder, a raw egg, and a dollop of hot sauce. He called it “The Concussion Cure.” Pam took one sip, turned the color of his linen pants, and politely set it down. “We’re doing a test run for my new

The yoga segment was a disaster of epic proportions. Pam had set up mats on the back lawn, next to her new “tranquility fountain”—a concrete cherub peeing into a birdbath. Jayden, in the too-tight linen pants, tried to do “Downward Dog.” His massive frame created a crater in the yoga mat. When Pam instructed “Happy Baby,” Jayden looked less like a happy baby and more like an earthquake toppling a city.