“Even at age eight, I knew this family was doomed.”
“Those are mud pies, Reese. And no.” malcolm in the middle
“My parents had what they called a ‘brilliant idea.’ That should tell you everything you need to know.” ACT ONE “Even at age eight, I knew this family was doomed
“Can I keep Mr. Shiny?”
MALCOLM looks directly into the camera, standing in front of the family’s cluttered garage. His shirt is stained with what might be ketchup or blood. Hard to tell. “Even at age eight
Executive Producer: You, for imagining this.