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One of them spots me. He pulls out a foam finger. The finger is on fire.

I’m writing this in a drained swimming pool. Outside, the sky is green like a bad greenscreen. A horde walks past. Their leader is wearing a fedora and a trench coat made of Dorito bags. He’s screaming, “M’lady,” at a fire hydrant. mlg virus

I’m the last one left who remembers what a normal laugh sounds like. Who remembers that “Illuminati” isn’t a real threat. Who knows that a “360 no-scope” is a video game trick, not a martial art. One of them spots me

It started in the memes. That’s what nobody wants to admit. We thought it was a joke. A parody. A bad edit from 2014. mlg virus