"I love it," she slurred, hiding her face behind a Hermès bag. "It stays on through depositions, DUI checkpoints, and screaming 'I am not a trainwreck' at paparazzi. But my lawyer said I can't say where I bought it."
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Another A-lister, whose name rhymes with Pindsey Lohan , was spotted frantically scrubbing her mouth with a wet wipe after a judge ordered her to remove "that aggressively red smirk" from a Zoom hearing. Beauty influencers are divided. On TikTok, the hashtag #LipstikBurn is trending. Users claim that when you apply a third coat, the lipstick projects holographic tabloid headlines onto your bathroom mirror. "I put it on and suddenly read 'CELLULITE AND CIGARETTES: STAR FALLS APART' across my forehead," one user cried. "I haven't felt this seen since my last rehab stint." "I love it," she slurred, hiding her face