“She asked for the org chart of failure ,” Derek recalls, laughing. “Not the official reporting structure. She wanted a map of who actually makes decisions when something breaks at 2 a.m.”
That post-mortem — titled “Oops, Did I Do That? (And How to Never Do It Again)” — has since been adapted as a template for the company’s entire incident-response training. Kaylee doesn’t know if she’ll stay in infrastructure. She doesn’t know if she wants to be a manager, a principal engineer, or something else entirely. But she does know one thing: the power of a beginner’s mind in a world of experts.
Her internal blog series, “Things I Was Too New to Know Not to Ask,” has become required reading for onboarding cohorts. She’s been informally dubbed the . And her manager, Derek, has changed his entire approach to mentorship. ncg kaylee
The term “New College Graduate” has long carried a certain stigma in the tech world. It conjures images of fresh-faced idealists who overuse exclamation points, break the build on their first day, and ask “Why?” one too many times in sprint planning. But Kaylee has turned that stereotype on its head. In fact, she’s weaponized it. Hired into a cloud infrastructure team at a Fortune 500 tech firm, Kaylee did something that made her manager, 15-year veteran Derek Wu, nearly choke on his cold brew.
And that’s a feature, not a bug. [End of feature] “She asked for the org chart of failure
In the sprawling, badge-controlled corridors of Silicon Valley’s latest engineering hub, there’s a quiet revolution happening. It isn’t being led by a grizzled CTO or a seasoned product VP. It’s being led by a 22-year-old who, six months ago, was still trying to figure out which dining hall had the best avocado toast.
Meet Kaylee Martinez — known across three Slack channels and one surprisingly viral internal wiki as . (And How to Never Do It Again)” —
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