“I’m no boy,” she said, and lit a cigarette exactly the way he did.
Pepi stopped. She walked to the footlights. She unbuttoned her coat, pulled off her cap, and ran a hand through her short, dark curls. “You want a woman?” she said, in her lowest growl. “I’m a better man than your husband.” pepi litman male impersonator born ukrainian city
And that is how a Ukrainian city’s forgotten daughter became the king of every stage she touched. “I’m no boy,” she said, and lit a
On stage, Pepi Litman became Pepi Litman, the Male Impersonator . Not a woman playing a man pretending to be a woman—no Shakespearean tangle. She played men . Coarse, lovely, ridiculous men. She played a wandering soldier who cries over a boiled potato. She played a rabbi’s son who falls in love with a goose. She wore polished boots, a tilted cap, and a mustache she drew with burnt cork. Her voice was a husky miracle—half girl, half gramophone. She unbuttoned her coat, pulled off her cap,
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Zelig laughed for a full minute. Then he hired her.
The trouble began when a traveling Yiddish operetta troupe got snowbound in Berdychiv. The lead comic, a gin-blossomed fellow named Zelig, heard Pepi doing his own jokes from the back of the room—but in a lower register. He turned. “Who’s the boy?”