“So… what actually happened in the real episode?” he whispered.
Morty ignored him. On screen, Rick had just pulled a plasma rifle out of his portal gun. Except the DVDRip had a glitch. The plasma rifle was replaced by a raw, untextured 3D model of a cucumber for seventeen frames. rick and morty s06e01 dvdrip
The real Jerry, off-screen in Morty’s actual house, yelled: “Morty! Are you watching that illegally again? Your mother’s credit card is still on that VPN!” “So… what actually happened in the real episode
“Summer,” the fake Jerry said, “the dishwasher is leaking into the fourth dimension.” Except the DVDRip had a glitch
Morty watched, horrified and fascinated.
“It’s not your dad, Morty, it’s what happens when you download ‘Rick and Morty’ from a site that also sells counterfeit Beats by Dre. You get a low-resolution simulacrum that feeds on buffering frustration.”
Morty, sitting cross-legged on his bedroom floor with a cracked tablet, hit play.