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Escape Plan | Rotten Tomatoes

“This is a wake-up call,” said Rotten Tomatoes’ head of security. “We’ve added extra mold and hired two more rotten eggs to guard the perimeter. But frankly? That tomato earned its Fresh escape.”

Alarms blared. The Tomatometer spun wildly. When engineers restored order, R-482 was gone. In its place on the Rotten list was a single, confused zucchini. The escaped tomato has not been seen since, though unconfirmed reports place it at a luxury screening room in Van Nuys, watching Paddington 2 (100% Fresh) on a loop. Its former cellmates—including grapes from Morbius and lettuce from The Emoji Movie —are said to be planning a sequel. rotten tomatoes escape plan

In a plot twist Hollywood couldn’t have written better, a single, overlooked tomato has successfully executed a daring escape from the infamous “Rotten” section of the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes . “This is a wake-up call,” said Rotten Tomatoes’

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