Sponge Out Of Water Transcript !free! -

(He pulls a lever. A cannon fires a beach ball. It bounces away.)

You’re probably wondering, “Who is this magnificent creature of a man?” I am Burger-Beard. The most feared pirate to ever sail a dry, sandy beach. And this — (gestures to ship) — this is my vessel, the S.S. Dijon . But my ship alone didn’t make me the terror of this Chili’s parking lot. No. It was this.

(He leaps into the air, spins, and lands perfectly in front of the Krusty Krab.) sponge out of water transcript

(Squidward slams the window. SpongeBob runs inside.)

Meow.

Now, how does a man get to a place called Bikini Bottom? Well, he’d need a magical dolphin. Or a submarine. I’m working on the submarine.

(He holds up a small, tattered book.)

Oh, Squidward, you kidder. You’re like a big, grumpy, clarinet-shaped alarm clock!