Table Hockey Hijinks Here

By: The Midnight Gamer Reading Time: 6 minutes

But here’s the thing—he hits the edge of the puck. The little red disc launches not toward my goal, but

This is where the hijinks begin. Dave knows my defensive strategy is "flail wildly." So, as he winds up for a slapshot, he deploys his secret weapon: table hockey hijinks

Time slows down. The puck hits the ceiling fan blade. The ceiling fan is on. Thwack-thwack-thwack.

So dust off your dome table. Find your most competitive friend. And remember: the goalie is always cheating, the red team is always faster, and if the puck goes behind the fridge, you have to use a spatula to get it out. By: The Midnight Gamer Reading Time: 6 minutes

This rarely hits the puck. But when it does? Chaos.

Red 6, Yellow 5 (The Ceiling Shot), Dignity 0. The puck hits the ceiling fan blade

I line up a shot. I channel my inner Al Iafrate. I shove the rod.