Talking Bob Esponja [exclusive] < Web Complete >

Ugh, I don't know, man! Life is just... shakes head TOO MUCH! covers face But in a good way! laughs I mean, what's not to love?! The absurdity, the chaos, the... spots something OOOH, IS THAT A KRABBY PATTY?! takes off running I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, I HAVE TO... fades into the distance "

And then there's... giggles Squidward! Oh, Squidward! My neighbor, my friend, my... chuckles Well, not really my friend, but... laughs nervously You know, he's always, like, grumpy and stuff, but deep down, I think he... winks I think he's just a big softie! whispers He loves SpongeBob, don't you, Squidward?! winks talking bob esponja

And don't even get me started on... on... KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA PARTIES! shudders I mean, I know Mr. Krabs loves his treasure, but honestly, can't he just, like, share it?! whispers I think he's secretly a... a... leans in close A PIZZA-ALIEN! Sent to Earth to, like, study our snacking habits or something! Ugh, I don't know, man