The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare Portable -

She then asks to try on a waspie corset, a sheer babydoll, and a leather garter belt — for the wake .

“I need something for my husband’s funeral,” she says, flat as a mannequin’s face. “He liked red.” the lingerie salesman's worst nightmare

Derek’s mouth opens. Closes. Opens again. She then asks to try on a waspie

It sounds like you’re setting up a scene or a character sketch — “the lingerie salesman’s worst nightmare” could go a few ways, depending on the tone you want (comic, dramatic, or psychological). a sheer babydoll

“I’m… very sorry for your loss.”

When she finally leaves, Derek finds a single black rose on the counter. The thorns are still wet.