Toilet Paper Clog — Too Much

(into phone, hushed) Hey, Mom. No, no one’s dying. Worse. How much toilet paper is “too much”? … She’s laughing. She’s actually laughing. Mom, I used half a roll. For a single wipe. I panicked after the spicy curry. … Yes, I’ll flush twice next time. No, I won’t call it a “pre-flush system.” … Fine. I’ll get the bucket from the garage.

We’ve been through worse. Remember the corn incident of ‘19? We survived. too much toilet paper clog

Here’s a short comedic piece — perfect for a sketch, social media post, or internal company memo. The Great Plunge of ‘23 (into phone, hushed) Hey, Mom

He gently lowers the plunger into the water. The toilet burbles — a low, guttural sound. How much toilet paper is “too much”

Victory. And also… humility.

He reaches for the plunger like a knight drawing Excalibur.