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comedy nights with kapil episodeJonathan Kehayias is a Principal Consultant with SQLskills and the youngest MCM ever.

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Comedy | Nights With Kapil Episode

“Bhaag! Bhaag! Bhaag!” – Gutthi’s final words to end this guide.

| Character | Entry Line | Comic Role | |-----------|------------|-------------| | | “Main kya kar rahi hoon? Beta, tu kya kar raha hai?” | Overly emotional, forgetful, gives terrible relationship advice. | | Palak (Sugandha Mishra) | “Jai Mata Di... main kahan aa gayi?” | Clueless, innocent, sings off-key. | | Bua (Kapil himself) | “Oye hoye! Mera number kyun nahi aaya?” | Loud, man-hungry, always insults Kapil. | | Gutthi (Sunil Grover) – early seasons | Silently walks in, wearing a schoolgirl outfit and braces. | Speaks in gibberish, dances weirdly, worships SRK. | | Dr. Mashoor Gulati (Sunil Grover) – later seasons | “Mujhe kuch nahi bolna... main doctor hoon.” | Fake psychiatrist, roams in a lungi, abuses Kapil in creative Urdu. | comedy nights with kapil episode