— The Author (?) / A very tired anomaly hunter

The convenience store sells “post-curiosity gum.” I chewed it. For 4 hours, I knew the exact date of my own death. (Spoiler: not today. But still unsettling.)

Page 1 – The Gravity Falls Anomaly

They told me I was paranoid. They said small towns have nothing to hide.

Three days ago, I arrived in Gravity Falls, Oregon. On the surface: pine trees, tourists, and a suspiciously cheerful diner called “Greasy’s.” But beneath the surface? Reality is… loose here.

If you’re reading this… Question everything. And never—NEVER—say “I wish” out loud near the water tower.